Found this on Ottawa's Craigslist:
"SNOWBOARD LOST ON ROAD… Husband forgot tailgate down...Funny, yet sad.
SNOWBOARD LOST ON ROAD… Husband forgot tailgate down and now is about to loose his mind… model Sims Brian Thien in a black Burton bag Tuesday Jan 28 between 4 :30 pm and 6 :00 pm – somewhere between St-Louis Road in Gatineau, Alonzo Bridge, then Rte 105 towards Chelsea. Please help desperate housewife who cannot bear seeing her man cry. "

